Who’s misusing the Monkey Paw for wishes? Be specific next time!

Yes, in my drawer of miscellaneous tiny things, next to pens, tiny screwdrivers, and a few old microsd cards.

“dear god, what have I done!?”

shotgun clicks

I mean, sure, if we’re pretending you can’t abandon accounts at will and make new ones elsewhere in the lemmy…verse.

The whole idea of “who” is kinda pointless.

Maybe I am the real Vanilla Puddinfudge. Maybe I’m not. What would it mean either way?

Only if you show me your Ork army.

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One day you will read his obituary.

s c i e n c e . r u l e s

inertia is a property of matter

The likelihood that the poster I’m replying to has built a Gundam model kit in the last 6 months has risen by 58%.

One or two more comments on a federated site only leftists look at, just a few more, come on, guys! We’ve almost done it!

The better strategy would be to change what a Republican is and stands for, then we could all have our cake and the idiots in our country can still feel like they won.

Democrat can mean or represent literally anything, even if they did a 180 and began supporting Trump, and my mother will still hate them, because they’re Democrats.

you can’t spin those fascists into anything but shit!

ehhhhhh… Traditional, old school Elephants were still very environmentally conscious, turn nationalism into a positive trait. Patriots for nature and equal pay from the established woke billionaires! Be a real American, soldier!

Infinite ammo? Sure! Chainsaw a guy, more ammo!

You wanted to keep shooting? Sorry, there’s no more ammo left for what you’ve unlocked, time to punch the chainsaw clock.

Out of chainsaw? Oh no! Guess you’re stuck with the two guns you hate.

Your comment speaks like it was played below Easy mode. Some of us actually like the demons to hurt us.

Well of course I do.

…Gemini, review this ChatGPT paragraph

You’re so wrong it’s almost like the version you played came from another reality.

Guns and ammo all loop back on eachother forcing you to use everything you have to keep shooting. You can’t stick to one gun for more than a few shots lmao. Either you’re larping and you didn’t get past muraurder and you’re just spitting a youtuber take.

Louisianans?

Ragebait post

I donate to the top percentile of those I follow, at least.

RedLetterMedia ain’t getting ad revenue. They curse too much and Mike is an alcoholic.

but to put it plainly, I’m morally bankrupt on victimless crime and I know they’re taken care of.

again, thank you.

the day that the US decides to go green…

pfff

deletes his own comment without posting it after realizing he was wrong after defending what he now no longer believes in, for seven paragraphs