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Cake day: July 26th, 2023

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  • Israel can fuck right off, right now, after breakfast, in the afternoon, this evening, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, ten years from now and in the 26th century.

    They can fuck off and never, ever, fucking come back.

    In fact, Elon Musk is feverishly working on a geostationary orbital platform that beams images of Moses down to Tel Aviv to chide the Israelis and tell them that their new promised land is on Pluto, and that Israel is too infested with impure outsiders for them to safely remain there.


  • I’m with this guy. Agree 100% on all points. A friend gave me an automatic waterproof watch with super bright lume. I wear it everywhere. It’s great when you wake up in the middle of the night and need to know how many more hours you have to sleep.

    Only waterproof automatic watches for me.

    The only issue is that it gains time. But better be early than late!

    About a minute every ten days. So reset the hands maybe every two weeks.