All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape
All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape
I believe they’re called LipSlitters
I rarely answer calls from known numbers
But you’ve forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a “step” label onto anything. So now it’s, “my friend’s ‘step’ mom,” meaning they aren’t bound to actual motherhood age.
“I am on nobody’s side because nobody is on my side”
Oh ok, I had never heard of that term before, I stand corrected.
Oh damn I had never heard of the other term before, my bad.
When you’re referring to selling something it’s spelled hocking.
Edit: Turns out I was mistaken, Hawking is indeed the correct term for this.
I prefer “pets of the flesh”
Become the poop
DeVito on DeBurrito