I love how people just ignore injury crises when it’s United that’s affected. When Liverpool have an injury crisis it’s on the News at Ten and people are holding vigils calling them heroes for not getting relegated.

Bit of an exaggeration to suggest he’ll get 4,000 chances.

Not sure that one quite works. The Nokia thing was true, however

At least it has 2g internet. Last time you cunts won the league you all had Nokia 3210s

What’s in your spank bank then? 2nd place trophy?

At least we still pick up silverware now and then. Archaeological digs have more recent silverware than you twats.

You were a Garnacho armpit hair away from conceding what probably would have been United’s winner, and then you scored a deflection in injury time.

“Pretty comfortable” 😅

I find the media impairs my experience of football rather than enhances it. Having a team that the media doesn’t care about sounds pretty sweet.

That would have been the most hilarious way to disallow a goal ever.

As it is we’ll settle with it being slightly funny that he scored with his gooch.