Honduras needs to start a space program just so they can fire Róchez into the sun

Hold on. That’s a second yellow

He’s off his line again

Menjivar saves… because he’s off his line.

Most predictable miss ever. That guy is awful and made zero effort in 55 minutes.

Oh jesus fuck, this idiot first. At least he has expended zero energy

Please do not let Rochez take a penalty. He clearly doesn’t give a fuck

This means semifinals are USA - Jamaica and Panama - winner here

When I saw Chucky was taking it, I knew it would be harmless

Quinones has 3 or 4 misses left in him

Imagine if the ref actually stopped this game because of the puto chant

Menjivar playing with fire there

Neither Rochez nor Elis can even keep possession up top

That Quinones chance comes from Elis being sloppy.

I just love listening to the announcers rip Chucky over and over for being shit. The severity and bluntness of the word choices are so different from the relatively polite language English-language announcers would be using. Like “Chucky is really struggling” becomes “Chucky is once again terrible and does not belong on the field”