Have you thought of cooking it?

Do these zionist IDF shits actually train to be gutless cunts, or is it natural?

When he finishes his sentence, I hope he goes to China next. They have a history of great tolerance with people who disrupt the social order.

You just wanted to say ‘pound Taylor Swift’, didn’t you?

I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.

"I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”

“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.

Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either".

When I pretend I’m gay

I never feel that way

I’m only painting the clouds with sunshine

• Bing Crosby feat. Buddy Cole & His Trio

I wasn’t aware the Pope was a law enforcement official, or a foreign policy official. Gosh, where would we be without these little gems Trump keeps dropping?

Only if the fork can be called a fourk.

You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.

Can any South Koreans with experience of ‘prison with labor’ weigh in? What can he expect to experience in there? How do you think he’ll come out of it? Will he have learned his lesson?

Sounds like Turkish military recruiters have a bit of a fetish …

“I’m 65 years old. Everyday the future looks a little bit darker. But the past, even the grimy parts of it, well, it just keeps on getting brighter all the time”.

― Watchmen

We get very few originals like Don Martin anymore.

Isn’t the Pope supposed to be the guy for Catholics, appointed to directly hear God’s voice on Earth, and spread it to the masses? And if that’s the case, aren’t all these faux-Christians disagreeing with him - like Vance - disagreeing with the very God they purport to worship?

They have to get work with ICE and traffick kidnapped minors for Donny for a few months first.

We’re on our way to Mr Fusion, folks!

“And, for some reason, people are sitting nearby, masturbating!”

Not as painful as picking one off a tree!

Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!

But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh … that is 3-ply, isn’t it?