Walk on it. Start a heron religion.
Oop, started a heroin religion instead.
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If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.
Then bestow infinite fish
Pretty sure that’s heronsy.
You could make a religion out of this.
No don’t
[heron waits hours, gives up]
“Aight, Im’ma bounce.”
Biiig clap
Heron is just there for the “vibes”.
You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.
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Why is everyone eating bans nowadays.
Dear Heron,
I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it: you need glasses. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Don’t you mean a himon?
They should feed it fish.
Next Gen bird feeder.
Throw a fish
Heronysus?
Put a rock on it so it’s more obvious it’s not a pond
Burn that rock! It’s a witch!
me irl
Is there going to come out a human face out of it’s mouth?
It looks so scared to try it out.
Put your longjohns out there and bounce on the damn thing to show him.
