Every time you want a break just relax and if the boss shows up just restart your computer. Tell them you’re waiting for the system to boot after it froze or installed an update.

Whenever I’m at the grocery store frozen section I call the $2 frozen dinners ‘Airplane Food’.

At ground level at a budget grocery store it’s $2 uncooked

At 30,000 feet after being heated in a microwave, it’s $100 a plate.

The option is no better … allowing entitled power mad idiots with guns into your space that if you piss off or upset will threaten you or even start arresting people just because they can.

The office of US president has become meaningless … it’s the people with all the money who control the inner workings of government that have the power … they just allow everyone else to elect a meaningless figurehead to throw rotten vegetables at.

99% of the world’s problems could be meaningfully dealt with if we got rid of billionaires … and the biggest problems we’d be dealing with after them would be trying to solve interstellar travel. Instead we’re fighting wars to try to figure out which small group of idiots get to own all the imaginary money in the world.

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: “LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!”

While billions upon billions of us are just writing complete nonsense

Wanting to own and control so much money that you could not realistically enjoy it all during one single lifetime is a mental disorder.

Wanting to horde all that wealth and keep expanding it at the cost of millions of people’s lives is a psychotic mental disorder that will kill us all.

There was more energy spent to move the pliers than there was to remove the nail.

Most classic shows before 2000 are all mostly geared to a specific period of the year … the fall or late summer when new shows were first launched. Then the episodes would follow the season, especially leading up to Christmas.

* robot monkeys on typewriters

Beautiful work … I wish my school had done that when I was a kid.

The great thing about it is that now you are helping to generate a new crop of kids who will learn how to use Linux. Sure, they will try to do stupid things on it like install games or figure out how to bypass things or install or uninstall … the great thing about that is that they will learn how to use the system in order to try to break it. It’s the same way I learned how to use Linux and probably the same way you learned how to use it.

You’ve advanced the computer department for those kids more than you know.

That’s one of the great things about switching to Linux … it forces you to learn something new and for kids that is a very good thing.

All those kids in the school that OP described were getting stagnant in a settled environment of living in Windows … now that they have Linux in front of them, they will go on to learn how to subvert the system under Linux. It’s not a bad thing in my opinion, it will create a whole crop of kids who now know how to fool around with Windows AND Linux.

I wish someone would have introduced me to Linux when I was kid.

ACK!!! ACK!!! … (picks up feces from between the keys, slings it at you) … AHHHHHH!!!

She sure looks honored

Beaver: … DAAAYYYYYYEEEMMMMMM