And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

THE PACK IS NOT AMUSED AND THE PACK DOES NOT ALLOW BIGOTRY OF ANY KIND.

EDIT: ALSO FUCK ICE.

“It’s ok if you fuck me in the ass as long as you fuck the brown guys a little harder.” --Modern Republican Voters

Indeed has been steadily enshitifying for quite some time so this tracks.

I hate scammers. People who call you pretending to be the “IRS” and claiming that you’re about to be arrested for unpaid taxes. Sick bastards who make money ripping off (mostly elderly) people.

One time I started getting those phone calls. I went down to the customer service department where I worked, which still had a fax machine, stuck a blank piece of paper in, dialed the scammers number, set retry x100, and hit send.

I called them back an hour later to see if they were getting the message and the guy gave me an earful. I politely explained that every second of his time that I wasted was one less second he got to spend ripping someone else off. He hung up on me but I kept calling back until they finally disconnected that number.

Totally worth it. Fuck scammers.

Well they wouldn’t if not for that hefty bailout by the American taxpayers that they got back in 2008.

If you’re one of the largest and oldest car manufacturers in the world and the most “innovative” thing you’ve managed to do in the last 20 years is rebrand Buick into a young family brand, then you probably need some good competition.

A little bit of peril is good for you.

“I’m not deportable to any country,” Arpineh told the BBC from the detention facility.

Lady, you are very mistaken about that.

I believe the technical term for that is “Keepy Uppy.”

Whoa. At what point does a person think to themselves, “Maybe it’s me. Maybe I’m the problem.”?

I can smell that from here and I don’t like it.

Take away their access to healthcare. That will totally help them get jobs.

/S

I don’t know but I’ve been stockpiling canned food in my basement and I bought a portable toilet just in case.

Just updated it.

Somehow I think my baby years were probably less embarrassing than my teenage years.

“Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.”

No better way to commiserate with your drowning constituents than with a family trip to Schlitterbahn.

Howls relentlessly at the moon.

Fake news! It’s not a war. It’s a three day special military operation. Calculated in days on Mercury.