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Am I a bastard?
Yes.
I would love to, but I wasn’t born yet.
My dad didn’t have a wedding when he got remarried, but he invited me to be there when the papers were signed. Then he did it without telling me 🤷♀️ so “no” I guess. One day he was just like “oh yeah we got married yesterday”…
I did the math as a teenager, and yep, I travelled down the aisle.
Yes. I was almost three years old. I don’t remember much, but I do remember that I started to sing during the wedding ceremony when my parents knelt at the altar. Of course no one else sung.
I also remember that the priest scared the shit out of me and that my godfather “fell asleep” in the toilet and had to be carried to a car. I learned years later that he had severe social anxiety which he treated with liquor.
Yep. Tried to make it all about me too, what with the crying and shitting myself.
My parents did one of those vow renewal weddings and I was at that. I was not at their original wedding. I wasn’t born yet.
The only other wedding I attended was my own. And I kinda wish I hadn’t.
Same, at least for the parents. I’ve been at a couple of friends’ weddings and they were pretty delightful.
I was the 3-year-old ring bearer.
I never saw my parents together so for embarrassingly long I believed they didn’t know each other at all.
I was a flower girl in my father’s wedding at the age of 7. Bet his missis wasn’t delighted but her crotch goblins were not out of the nappies yet. The party was fab tho, proper village long table with prolly about hundred people in the middle of nowhere with a lot of live music, food and vodka.
I was in my teens (living with my grandma the whole life) when my mother asked if I want to come to the nearest town for family photos on Saturday and I said yeah no, it’s sauna day you know. Turned out I missed my mother’s wedding because I had to wash my hair. Still joined them in the afternoon for my mom’s birthday and as it turned out the afterparty. So yeah, technically I have attended both my parents’ weddings.
Obviously this is a highly created summary and you know the details of your life better than me, but from this is seems like more that you missed your mother’s wedding because she didn’t communicate properly, not because you had to wash your hair.
My biological parents relationship was transactional.
It happened 6 years before I was born, so no
They married ages before we were born. I attended my mother’s second marriage. I wasn’t invited to my father’s second marriage because his mistress was and is a fucking asshat.
No, my parents married 5 years before I was born.
My dad got remarried but I didn’t attend that. Didn’t see any point in honoring a ceremony that he already proved is meaningless.
Did he cheat on his first wife?
Cheated, secret other kid. The works!
No but I did when my mom got remarried
Samesies
