Maybe the constantly flushing toilet would drain the room.

My toilet runs FreeBSD.

Yes

Don’t you dare! Toaster loves all people, especially the Master… oh I see it now.

I know you are, but what am I?

I can’t draw worth a damn. Anyway, here’s Vin Diesel.

IIRC, it uses a database of common and popular songs stored locally on your phone (possibly adapted to what Google knows about your taste in music, idk) and only goes online for matches when you do a manual song search.

I fix.

I don’t know what’s going on.

“Born in March, btw”

AROOO I ATE A HABANERO AND MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE 🔥

I’ve done this repeatedly with gesture navigation.

I have a Bose Soundlink Micro Bluetooth speaker that goes into a low energy standby anytime it’s not being used. I am able to connect to it and start playing music without pressing any buttons on the speaker. Sounds like what you are looking for. I imagine all their Soundlink speakers have BTLE (and they can be grouped).

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Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

I’ve been waiting for this one; it’s from the day I was born.

What do they do with it now? OP’s death tunnel is being filled back in with dirt and coffins, so there should be 1 coffin’s worth of displaced dirt per body, the same as with current burial practices.

Kernkraft 400

Mnemonic or Silverhand?

Aren’t we, though?