ALL my poops HURT and it’s because I DON’T EAT ENOUGH FIBER
My DIET consists SOLELY of COFFEE and TACO BELL
PLEASE SEND HELP
just eat BEAN BURRITOS they are CHEAP and Delicious
BORTHER NOW IM JUST SHITTING MORE
LAST TIME I ate a BEAN Burrito I SHIDDED MY PANTS during a WORK MEETING
SOUNDS LIKE IT SOLVES THE PROBLEM THEN BROTHER IUNNO WHAT ELSE YOU WANT FROM US
IT STILL HURTS
I sent a gift card for taco bell.
THANKS BROTHER
ARRROOO THERE’S NUTHIN BETTER THAN A SMOOTH CLEAN SHIT MFER!!!
NO WIPE CALL THAT A GHOST SHIT BROTHER!!!
THANK YOU LOG
AROOO I ATE A HABANERO AND MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE 🔥
I came into this thread with questions, and found only more questions…
DAMN RIGHT BROTHER, NOW GET CRANKING THAT HOG AND JOIN IM THE FUNN AROOOO
SOMETIMES I LIKE A NICE WIDE SHIT TO REMIND ME THAT IM STILL ALIVE AND ABLE TO CRANK MY HOG ARRROOOOO
AYE THATS WHY I EAT PSYLLIUM HUSKS WITH EVERY MEEL AROOOOOO
Is the other gun named GOOD ASS?
AROOOOOO YEAH BROTHER! THAT IS THE DICHOTOMY OF ASS!
Yet they still have to work together if they want to clap.