I wouldn’t bet that he ain’t cheated on all his wives.

I hope you have the most boring elderly years - filled with procedural crime dramas and dry toast with cottage cheese. And absolutely no thinking about anything remotely fun!

Could you go into how these Nazi dynamics led to the election of a Jewish president?

When the feds show up to help and try to charge for it is when I’d be suspicious. Also, ain’t no southerners alive got experience being occupied unless they’ve come from some other country.

I’m no memeologist, but shouldn’t Saudi Arabia be in the middle?

To the extent that it’s accurate, it shows Israel attacking first. It looks more like Israel is provoking Hezbollah. Of course, this didn’t start last October.

I’m not sure you and Netanyahu agree on what Israeli victory would mean.

Right-wingers only actually being right about anything when they “think” they’re grossly distorting the truth for a “joke” that ain’t ever funny… where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, everywhere. Like, it must be day that ends with a Y or something.

Men on the internet have tried to argue me into accepting that I am threatened by trans women. I still don’t get it.

In this case it was “The Bowling Green Massacre”

Do you know what year it is? Who the president is? Or what you’re posting about?

Well, Netanyahu has surely found out something about all that fucking around and propping up of Hamas he was doing.

But Palestine, even Gaza, ain’t the same as Hamas, you do know that… right? Or are you suggesting tens of thousands of people including babies and children are all Hamas?

Because from where I’m sitting, Israel is fucking around and just murdering people and they and their supporters should definitely not be surprised when they find out people are calling them the murderers they are being.

But also, what happened before Oct. 7? Sometimes out of the blue I remember that man and his son from like 20 years ago, hiding from the bullets that found them anyway, killing the son… shit’s been fucked there for a long time. You can’t live in a paradise keeping an underclass around to abuse, persecute, murder… that shit always comes back. Speaking from somewhere along Sherman’s March to the Sea, just saying… FAFO is right, but make sure you’re taking in the whole picture.

That headline is a race track that leads to a brick wall.

I’m all for stomping out fascism, but I gotta say… saving people who want others fed to the leopards isn’t even on my list of reasons why.

This didn’t start last year. Are you justifying what Hamas did on October 7, too? Or at least categorizing it as “fair play” as well?

Surely you meant sweet potato pie! Apples don’t really grow down here.

But yeah, the southern heritage one should want to claim ought to be more about shrimp and grits and less about confederates and slavers. Those traitors are history, but no decent person would claim that hateful shit as their damn heritage. Unfortunately, we ain’t about to run outta folks lacking decency anytime soon.

Attention

Ain’t sabers rattling a precursor to war? Russia’s been at it a couple of years already, I wonder why you’re only hearing them now.

House arrest?

That’s nice.

But according to the meme, citizens ain’t boatwrights, they’re bailers. Those things you mentioned would be more fixing the boat than bailing it.

Like, to a lot of people actually.

You asked who protects you at violence at that point.

It damn sure ain’t a cop. Ain’t ever been a cop.