How they think this is gonna go: “Haha, now that we got all those youngins off the ticktoks they have to listen to us and believe what we tell them”

How it’s really gonna go: “JUNIOR GET THE FUCK IN HERE! I need to see the new Trump meme from aunt Karen, why the hell does my facebook have ‘blocked in the state of Florida’ all over it? What’d you do to it?”

They stole from you first, and the bible don’t say nothin about stealing it back

Seriously! I just wanna see one Dem call him on this and say “yup, you’re right! so here’s Biden with a car battery and jumper cables, an all-in-one water boarding set from Bed Bath & Beyond, a bucket of nails, and one 56 inch magnum dildo. what happens in the white house stays in the white house, ya know what I mean *nudge nudge wink wink!”

Oh yeah! Well I don’t care about my life because I have nothing to live for.

Why would it be illegal? A cease and desist is just a fancy letter saying do what we want or else we’ll go crying to a judge. If the original dev hasn’t done anything wrong (I’m not familiar with the project but I’d still say that’s highly likely to be the case) then there’s nothing to worry about. So make all the clones you want, and watch a dumbass company Streisand itself

Close, it was Japan

Haha, actually I’ve met a number of KC fans whose NFC team is Philly. Kelce, Andy Reid, and hating the Pats are just a few of the things we have in common

Oh god, I hear ya. A long while back I needed some serious treatment and ended up in a hospital for two weeks. It was the first time I had ever gotten truly sick, so I was dreading the final bill. But when the docs said nah you’re good, it’s covered, just take your meds and come back in a week for your follow-up, I damn near died a second time :P

I dunno, GB vs Dallas was a great game for me as a Philly/KC fan ;)

A literal move actually. 20 years ago I moved from America to a country with universal health care. That has saved my family probably close to a quarter million bucks in health care fees alone.

wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

Why should I pick some chump who’s gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who’s gonna last, like Brie!

I know this is supposed to be a parody, but is it really?

yeah, most devils have fire and poison immunity. you’re gonna need a silver weapon or something that does holy damage

In all seriousness, no need to wait until the end, just flush after each turd. If it’s so monster, it’s gonna take a few times to get it all anyways

por que no los dos?

For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it’s just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

They think he’s gonna become a school shooter so they’re trying to give him reasons not to do it

Hey Akira Toriyama! Call me when you’re ready to work on the new gritty film noir reboot of DBZ!

you need need me me

A Short Hike is a great little platformer you can finish in a couple hours.

Super Mario RPG is a classic and can be squeezed into 10 hours if you rush, but probably closer to 12~15.