4chan is Chaotic Neutral.
Sometimes good, sometimes bad, always for the lulz.
4chan is Chaotic Neutral.
Sometimes good, sometimes bad, always for the lulz.


Self-gaslighting. I don’t know if this is a superpower or a weakness…


Oooooh! Half second lag between left & right!


Firmware update to only work with iTunes w/ 30 second ads every 2-5 minutes.
until a coworker sabotaged it
They would have been buying me a new one. NEW. Not used. Yes, I know that’s next to impossible.
And I would tell everyone in the office about it until it happened.


better physical, mental, and psychological condition than Trump.
That bar is so low I’d need to dig a hole to find it.


My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!
Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can’t afford more RAM.


The fact that they are selling any of those hideous looking, terrible vehicles is kind of impressive in a very sad way.
It’s not on the second floor, it’s just got an extra high ceiling for proper suspension.


Xbox: Hold my beer
All you have to do is stay away from people that look pixelated


Nothing.
Boomhauer would speak Welsh, with a Scottish accent.
I mean, they’ve spent the last 3+ years being horny all the time and now they’re away from their parents and unsupervised…
It’s a sad thing your adventures have ended here…
In my retail years, we called those “Knucklebusters”
Start with the salami, go in a counter-clockwise spiral ending w/ the condoms.


🎵🎶🎻EPIC SOLO🎻🎶🎵
Danced around the answer for a bit there