Imagine paying your tax for that.

They’re BSD after all.

Thanks for saving us the trip!

That’s how we’d get The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Fairphone user here. USB-C to 3.5mm to the rescue! Can even get the one with charging port.

You’re asking too much here. I mean, just look at who’s in charge.

So that’s why my system was suddenly pulling a hundred something packages when I randomly check for update.

Good one.

While old packages do ruin experiences, stuff changing too rapidly can as well.

Arch as well as OpenSUSE Tumbleweed a good example at this.

Fjallraven?

As a non-unitedstatesian, I’d have to say: you don’t empathize with us; we empathize with you.

The what now?

You must be watching the (very) wrong version of Ratatouille.

It would probably be as scary to be a girl having her first sex.

“Probably not the type that you’d like tho.”

Other countries: "We don’t know what to do with it. Is this even legal?

Italy: “Thank you. We’re keeping it.”

There’s no free lunch. These people said it themselves.

Damn, I wish I have that level of dedication toward something.

They’re still going at it??

That’s just your past coming back to haunt you.

“I won’t ask why you even know how that smell.”