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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

Kiss Coordinate

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Kiss Coordinate

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前
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    5 天前

    Those are indices, not coordinates

  • mr_account@lemmy.world
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    5 天前

    Romance strategy: lost roomba

  • BucketBong@p.hobo.social
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    So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren’t to dry, it’s supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.

      • BucketBong@p.hobo.social
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        Ahhh, so that’s what a snail trail is.

      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        and be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :3

      • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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        The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.

        So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.

        Lather, kiss, repeat.

        It’s simple

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      No, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.

      • BucketBong@p.hobo.social
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        Ballpoint or sharpie?

        • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          5 天前

          Permanent marker

  • FishFace@piefed.social
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    I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed

    • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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      5 天前

      ms13

  • Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Blehblehbleh 🧛

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I’ve ever seen 😄

  • morgenman@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/O84RyVVj_wk

    • wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Hahaha, that was my first thought too.

  • gothic_lemons@lemmy.world
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    Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don’t kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

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