Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

He’s got my vote.

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Didn’t work out so well in 2016. Just saying. How many unpopular candidates is the DNC going to push through until they dummy up?

sHe’S eLeCtAbLe If YoU vOtE fOr HeR

Ok zoomer

I just started watching the man in the high castle and boy are these guys dicks. Everyone is dicks.

We use modicon stuff for that.

TIL they only have a 16.3" barrel. Neat.

The fuck is an AK-47 pistol

It’s called the nosey neighbor. Bring lube.

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

I have a surprise day off coming up.