I swear I’m not Jessica
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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•genderfluid icon rule :3English
1·3 hours agoYup. What a shit job to get so early in your career
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•genderfluid icon rule :3English
2·4 hours agoYou mean the ad with Jeffrey Comb’s daughter?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•philosophical take 😔English
13·7 hours agoThe PlayStation experience
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•shall the rules begin!!!! DAY 1 [OC, brainmade]English
2·11 hours agoYay!!!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•shall the rules begin!!!! DAY 1 [OC, brainmade]English
4·15 hours agoomg daily maria!!!
however, can i also get...
the pancake video!!! i really want to see it! ill even make one where im cooking if you need it 😖 (i suck at cooking and adora can’t do it for me bc she hurt herself)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•At least Info Wars finally got a host who rulesEnglish
3·15 hours agowe could only hope 😌
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•immune system ruleEnglish
1·15 hours agoour immunity stays winning 🥰
when you see fire in their eyes but they’re really just down bad for you
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pants shitting felon ruleEnglish
9·2 days agoThis is typical Trump behavior and always has been
This is usually what I would think of when I hear student pilot. Most of them just need enough hours and know how to fly just fine.
“Would you like to know more?”
“I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!”
Wait, wrong Verhoeven movie
All doctors who aren’t quacks. There is no reasonable way to be against vaccination; it’s safer and more effective than almost any other medical treatment.

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Streamer attempts to comprehend fediruleEnglish
6·3 days agoIs he still the 2nd biggest? At this point, I’m convinced that no respectable leftist can get attention on corpo platforms by design. Being angry and toxic is the only way they can succeed in the algorithm, so even well intentioned creators get warped into worse versions of themselves. Debatelords like Vaush and Destiny succeeded because they’re insufferable assholes at their core, so rolling around in the muck was where they were most at home.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Streamer attempts to comprehend fediruleEnglish
4·3 days agoBecause there is a good chance he is. He was a rising star on the left until a bunch of stuff came to light, and his momentum was halted for a while. I don’t remember the details, but it was enough for allies to walk away and him to step back from being as bold online.
He had a similar vibe and community to Destiny, only a left libertarian instead of a liberal. I would see him recommended and mentioned in the spaces I used to be in, but I never had any interest in his content. His vibe was so insufferable that he kept me from identifying as libertarian back when I was still uncomfortable with calling myself an anarchist.
Because only the left are a threat to the wealthy and powerful, and those are the people with budget for propaganda. Also, this is the case basically everywhere.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran accuses US of violating peace agreement after strikes target sites around strait of HormuzEnglish
31·3 days agoop wouldn’t understand that; they love the bomb too much
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•lemmy people all rule apparently [OC, brainmade]English
2·3 days agoMaria, just keep doing what you’ve always done. It always brightens my day to see your posts, so even if they don’t get as much love from the broader fediverse, who fucking cares? They have shit taste anyways.
The real reason I post so much isn’t for being popular, but for keeping the fediverse active. I see it as my sacred duty to make sure there is a new content every day, so people keep coming back for more and maybe decide to post themselves. When people do post more in certain comms, I actually post less because I don’t need to prop them up. Lately I haven’t been as consistent in certain comms because they’ve seen a spike in new posts, and it’s nice to take a breather every once in a while. Comms are healthier when I’m not necessary for their continued existence.
Basically, you don’t need to be me to contribute to the fediverse. It’s much better if we have a variety of unique voices than if we have 1000 TotallynotJessicas. Just keep being you
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•lemmy people all rule apparently [OC, brainmade]English
3·3 days agoso long as they sometimes go on blåhaj, it’s fine if they’re outdoors





If the 67 meme lasts 40 years, I’ll make the fact that I have no retirement plan irrelevant