Itās really sad that he recently exploded from eating too many burgers
I miss LIveLeak
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Tim is going to do that voice so long itās going to accidentally become his real voice
Or heās going to lose his voice entirely
OH! Then he can parody MetaFilterās own
plannedchaosScott Adams, who lost his ability to speak for about three years.
That the guy who popped like a balloon?
Yes, I saw the footage.
We all did, brother. We saw the TRUTH
Be vigilant, new evidence shows thereās an impostor trying to pass as him!
Classic Ozymandian Lizard Mole propaganda - sorry you fell for it frankly.
They use poisoned deer blood as ink to print the McDonaldās wrappers, as you handle them, the contact strips your DNA and then your identity, as well as your gender. These are all then able to be reassigned with the use of a Pepsi freestyle machine. Pepsi backwards is ispep, rotate the "p"s 180Ā° and they turn into "d"s, which then spell āisdedā. Meaning anyone who opposes this plan is dead.
Thats why i always take my āSilver Gun Man Elixerā pills, which provide a 112% man protection strong boost. I sell these and they have two ingredients - mold bread and a rare herb called āisNOTdedā that counteracts the effects, AND thatās why Iām immune, and thatās why you can be as well if you use promo code āWHET_FHARTā to purchase a pallet right now.
You forgot theyāre also the last Christian
we could only hope š
IāM A PIONEER, IāM AN EXPLORER, IāM A HUMAN AND IāM [CENSORED]
IāM ANIMATED, MY HEARTāS BIG
I LIKE TO EAT
I LIKE TO FIGHT!
I LIKE TO [BEEP]
I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN
I GOT A LIFEFORCE, ITāS GOT HOT [CENSORED] GOING THROUGH IT FAST!
I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!
IāM A THROWBACK
I SET FIRES EVERYWHERE
IāM A HUMAN, AND IāM [cumin] (ba-ding)
Victim complex.
