Every time I tell a religious person I’m an atheist they either freeze up completely, which put a damper on the conversation, or they get very angry and tell me I’m disgraceful. My experience with religious people is that they are very uncool.
To be fair, they’ve been conditioned that atheists are basically guys driving around in unmarked vans offering kids candy because atheism is SUPER bad for their business.
You mean, I don’t have to get up on Sunday, I don’t have to be pressured to give 30% of my salary to the church, and I don’t have to deal with a bunch of racist, immoral pricks dotted around the congregation because they’re there for ‘forgiveness’ and I should be ‘accepting’ of that?
Every time I tell a religious person I’m an atheist they either freeze up completely, which put a damper on the conversation, or they get very angry and tell me I’m disgraceful. My experience with religious people is that they are very uncool.
To be fair, they’ve been conditioned that atheists are basically guys driving around in unmarked vans offering kids candy because atheism is SUPER bad for their business.
You mean, I don’t have to get up on Sunday, I don’t have to be pressured to give 30% of my salary to the church, and I don’t have to deal with a bunch of racist, immoral pricks dotted around the congregation because they’re there for ‘forgiveness’ and I should be ‘accepting’ of that?
we used to do that, but have you seen the cost of candy nowadays? who can afford to go around giving candy to children?
Dude, I’m in a large neighborhood, we gave away 60 lbs last year, I had to take out a second mortgage.
Just tell them you’re a Muslim or something
It’s their problem. I’m only on this planet to observe 😉