Instant “game over” screen if you ask melania to hold your hand. lol

This was fun, and quite amusing. Must have been put out or updated quite recently? Theres a reference to hantavirus, and I can’t actually access that second link to find out more (mostly because I don’t at all consent to all that bullshit they want you to agree to wholesale).

Only gripe is that its not really super clear that you’ve reached the end and are being looped back through the play section, but theres nothing new to do except gain more levels (despite there being some things that look like they might unlock), so doing it again doesn’t really seem to matter. I went through it fully twice, just to make sure, and even looped back into it a third time just to make sure.

Also it felt really gross to play as trump, ngl.

“civilian terrorist” amazing satire

I wonder if random events get skipped every day as a result of him dozing off