For the uncultured:
Hey screw you buddy, I had yogurt for breakfast this morning and drank some kombucha in the afternoon I’m cultured as FUCK!
And there was me thinking about that very old episode of Thomas the Tank Engine
”But I think he deserved his punishment, dont you?”
No, I don’t think he should have been immured for disobeying the Fat Controller.
It’s like a 5 minute read, and my absolute favorite by Poe!
“THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitely, settled --but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong. ”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s.”
Yeah well a already endurance whatever incoherence and excessive punctuation, nice! That dude was creepy to the Max!
Obligatory Alan Parsons Project
This was a fun read at age 12.
OMG this is fantastic 😍
📖💩💯✔️
Wasn’t Amontillado the cask of wine used as bait?
yes, for the love of god…
