Public key: b26Stop543looking957at140me8339when8709Im10114naked73856 Private Key: Oh SnAp!
Should be private ssh key and public ip address. public key can be derived if necessary and it does you no good to have a key to an unknown door
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW QyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7AAAAJAHHAUZBxwF GQAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7A AAAEAHVmMS+9A6uhD6r6iUAxubrNuS2lx4CPayJ2B4hL8HNroE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7 GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU= -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- --- PUBLIC KEY BELOW --- ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsBit of a mouthful to say, but I’ll go with it.
What a coincidence! That’s my cat’s name.
I just call her whspsps instead
I’m pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.
Please mark your territory by posting the hosts you have visited with your favorite cat name.
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo== -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseedhehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
The == had me wondering for too long
Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the
==padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I’m glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.Edit: I swapped all instances of
fuck|fucker|fuckingwithAs, I think it’s an improvement.It is very good - I will steal it.
Someone help I’m being hacked!
Now reverse engineer a matching public key.
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Little Satan hellper
Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?
I don’t geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?
Can you give me your private key so I can understand it better?
Not bad, I had the same thought.
Jokes on you, I have no idea what youre talking about
I think jokes on you x2 then.
public: fake
private: gay
That’s a private / pubic key pair.
id_rsa id_rsa.pub
lol, rsa in 2026.
🤔 I do believe this is backwards, or you’re Japanese
I’m dislexic. My friends call me Dislexica
hunter2
Obligatory *******
When you type your password all I see are stars.
Public: Ssssssshhhh!
Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!Public key can be derived from private key.
right but why would I bother doing the extra work if I can just get it from you
Public: myPrivateKey_is
Private: PasswordProtected_soPussy Oliver
how do I save as ssh keys is that part of apple key ring?
