Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn’t a factor. I’d love a skunk. I’d name her Oreo and i’d love her and she’d be my best friend.
An ankylosaurus magniventris.
My dead cat, gimme that little fuck back 😔
Little monkey if they still have full free will and behave like they really would in real life.
Big gorilla if it was a “magically tame and loves you” situation.
Probably this thing called an Aye aye.
When I have guests over, I wouldn’t tell them I have it, but I’d train it to sneak up on them in the night and stick it’s weird finger in their ear
Annnnny?
I’d probably have my two old boxers again. Same memories in their heads but as puppies. And guarantees they’ll make it to 15.
Quokkas are adorable little shits, I’d love to have one as a pet.
My cat. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she’s gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she’s fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.
I’m sorry 😥
Thank you. We still have her kids, so that’s great.
Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.
You’re missing out big time my friend, I don’t want a dragon pet, I want to be the dragon !
The post doesn’t say anything about feasibility/safety, so unless you can find dragon tamers for hire and a dragon-proof construction company, you’d likely end up dead and/or with an escaped dragon.
Also, it was about any pet in the world, so I guess that requires dragons to exist somewhere, sounds like a gamble on if they do…
You say all that like my safety is a concern. Yeah I want a dragon, yeah I don’t care if it eats me. Either it’s a cool dragon and my best friend or it’s an evil dragon and I get to unleash it upon the world. I’m not seeing a downside.
Dragons are also usually sapient, meaning it can’t be a pet, just a slave.
Have you not seen Rick & Morty?
You slut!
Can I have a dog-sized dragon? Smaug would not fit in our living room and our budget can’t manage dozens of sheeps every week.
What about an aboleth or a tarrasque? Either one would be pretty cool.
Hells, I’d take a flumph.
Always take the flumph.
FAR better than a flail snail.
I’d have my cat. If the devil came acallin’ I’d sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn’t be enough.
I, also, choose this guy’s cat.
What a classic
Me too. We’re having to put our little guy to sleep tonight, he’s too ill. They’re pretty sure it’s cancer, but he’s not stable enough for diagnosis let alone treatment. The poor guy’s had basically a soda can’s worth of fluid drained from his chest cavity twice in the last 2 months.
I’m so sorry. I hope you’re okay. I had a cat die suddenly a month ago and its been rough. Please take care of yourself.
My wife is hurting worse than me. He got her through the pandemic, and they really bonded. I opened the cat flap this morning and pulled out his food before I remembered he was gone. Been a tough Saturday.
Sorry about your friend, it’s worse when they go suddenly with no warning. Sending hugs.Sounds like you both have a lot of love to give. Hopefully both your hearts heal smoothly. One day at a time.
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That’s him away now. I’m just happy he wasn’t hurting yet. With the way things were going he probably would have had massive heart failure which is hardly pleasant.
Here’s a picture of the wee man just before the vet came.
That’s so cute.
Capybara because capybara
I have answered this the same way every time I’ve been asked:
A great big fuck-off raven.
Like one you could ride?
No, just at the large end of the real-world raven size range is fine.
I’m not, like, going to Mordor.
If going of imagination, I want a polar bear. Yeah they’re dangerous, but if we assume they’re pets then they’re just a giant fluff ball.
Imagine snuggling up to a pet polar bear.
- Fox (they are so cute)
- Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
- Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)
Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?
Is this some consensual sex thing? If so, will you care for them and love them?
On the advice of my legal counsel, I am choosing to invoke my fifth amendment rights.
In that case, yes it’s problematic.
Bad take, fifth amendment is based
It’s called having a child, and it’s a lot different from any other kind of pet.
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