while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?

Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.

Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know

  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
    3·
    10 months ago

    If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.

    But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.

  • DelilahBlack@lemm.eeOP
    3·
    10 months ago

    I’d kiss Matt Gaetzs weird lookin bitch ass . He’s so weird looking man… like dam

    I put his face in a photo distort app and it actually fixed it LOL like how the fuck is that even possible

  • Hyperreality@kbin.social
    3·
    10 months ago

    Consensual?

    I’ll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we’re lovers. “You’re my…” look at cameras “best friend… I… I… love you.” run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they’re in a key district.

    Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.

  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 months ago

    My senator, Ron Wyden, would be a good choice. He has a sense of humor (I’ve met him) and really respectable politics. I’d feel no shame about doing this.

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 months ago

    Trump.

    And then I would go on to say “of course we were more than friends though werent we Donny baby… Epstein may have intruduced us when I was 15 but… nobody has ever fucked me so well.” Then snotty bawling and begging him to take me one more time while hungrily backing at him arse first with my pants around my ankles.

      • M137@lemmy.world
        2·
        10 months ago

        I don’t understand that reaction. He’s one of the incredibly few internationally well-known politicians that is actually intelligent, a good person and really fights for the good of humanity.

        Is your reaction because he’s old? That only shows you are incredibly childish, dumb and shitty.

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    If the choice is life or death, I’d say/do what I need to say/do to keep my life, to the vast majority of politicians whether or not I like them.

    …there are a few that I’d be tempted to take the opportunity to instead go for the jugular, even if doing so would come at the cost of my own life.

    Would probably come down to where I fall on the depression-fuck-it scale at the time.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
    1·
    10 months ago

    You can’t just eliminate a big swath of politicians like that. Not and have the question be worth asking.

    Yeah, you have to limit it to actual politicians, not their families. But ffs, who wouldn’t shove their tongue down Trudeau’s throat on camera? The man is pretty.