Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoFake news, fake penis...startrek.websiteimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down13
arrow-up169arrow-down1imageFake news, fake penis...startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareJimbabwe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoNothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoDepends on the profession, I suppose. Do dildo testers have a union?
minus-squaremonsterpiece42@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoNo, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agowhat about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers?
minus-squareJorgelino@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-210 months agoYou’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.
What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.
what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?
I need a FOSS dildo manager
You’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:
First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git
Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git
Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git
Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git
And my favorite:
As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.