Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1629arrow-down15
arrow-up1624arrow-down1imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square81linkfedilink
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoHe sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down5·2 years agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
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Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’