MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down120
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minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years agoHere I sit, all broken-hearted
minus-squaredafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoTried to shit, but only farted
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoPaid a penny, but only farted
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Thought I’d shit, but only farted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day I took the chance
Tried to piss, but my ass parted
Paid a penny, but only farted