verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoRussia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are comingwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkRussia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are comingwww.theregister.comverity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoI can just imagine some of the conversations. Hot girl from Kursk: omg I can’t believe the Ukrainians are invading us, have any soldiers come to your town to protect you? Russian guy: oh no, there’s no one here. But my buddy 3 towns over says they sent 4 soldiers. So when we gonna fuck? Hot girl has left the chat. Russian guy: damn, I should have waited longer to ask to fuck
I can just imagine some of the conversations.
Hot girl from Kursk: omg I can’t believe the Ukrainians are invading us, have any soldiers come to your town to protect you?
Russian guy: oh no, there’s no one here. But my buddy 3 towns over says they sent 4 soldiers. So when we gonna fuck?
Hot girl has left the chat.
Russian guy: damn, I should have waited longer to ask to fuck
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