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minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoNaming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences. After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoHowever, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThat’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
minus-squareDaMonsterKnees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoFool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHas anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!