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minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-23 months agoSomewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.
minus-squareBubs12@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up34·3 months agoIt’s very presumptuous to rule out 350 decaf coffees.
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoWhat about a couple thousand decaffeinated espressos (there is certainly 0.x mg of caffeine in one, not 0)?
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoSo… They want their heart to explode.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 months agoWhat? No, they also took melatonin, duh
minus-squarefahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoThey want their heart to explode in their sleep?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·3 months agoI mean, don’t we all? Sure beats being awake for it.
Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.
It’s very presumptuous to rule out 350 decaf coffees.
What about a couple thousand decaffeinated espressos (there is certainly 0.x mg of caffeine in one, not 0)?
So… They want their heart to explode.
What? No, they also took melatonin, duh
They want their heart to explode in their sleep?
I mean, don’t we all? Sure beats being awake for it.