🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前Anon falls in lovesh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1819arrow-down125
arrow-up1794arrow-down1external-linkAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前message-square87linkfedilink
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up236·8 个月前Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up52·8 个月前After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·8 个月前How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 个月前As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 个月前I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
minus-squareDisgracefulone@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 个月前Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.
Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
might’ve recovered from long COVID
As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
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I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.
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