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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon falls in love

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Anon falls in love

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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    236•1 year ago

    Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

    • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      52•1 year ago

      After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

      • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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        21•1 year ago

        How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

        • Match!!
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          20•1 year ago

          might’ve recovered from long COVID

          • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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            10•1 year ago

            As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.

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    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.

    • @Disgracefulone@discuss.online
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      3•1 year ago

      Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.

    • ☂️-
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  • @Gnugit@aussie.zone
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    170•1 year ago

    If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can’t see your lips they won’t understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

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      • Whirlygirl9
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        55•1 year ago

        or he may have signed while saying it.

        • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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          23•1 year ago

          I think it would be instinct by that point.

        • @Gnugit@aussie.zone
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          9•1 year ago

          Good point.

        • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 year ago

          Sign “I’m going to say I love you”

          Say “I love you”

          Idk, probably fake cuz 4chan but it made me feel feelies so idc

    • AItoothbrush
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      17•1 year ago

      In the beggining he said after a while she noticed or something like that so it means she had partial hearing loss.

      • @AccountMaker@slrpnk.net
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        11•1 year ago

        I figured that she noticed him visually, a shadow was cast or she saw movement. Anon also said that she heard her mom “for the first time” when she got the implant.

        Taking all this into account, while the greentext seems to have avoided the first label of homosexuality, the verity of the story nevertheless has to be put into question.

        • @rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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          5•1 year ago

          “I move closer to he”

          Anon may be gay too

        • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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          3•1 year ago

          “a shadow was cast”

          Ominous 😄

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Yes, but it’s not just deaf from birth people. Your brain has to wire itself to understanding the signals from the implant

    • @frazw@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      How could you possibly know what a visual representation of a sound sounds like if you’ve never had the relationship between the two pointed out to you??

      • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

        • @frazw@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Reading lips is a visual representation of a sound. A teacher teaching you to read lips is only the relationship between two visual representations. Written word and moving lips. I think my point stands.

          • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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            Yeah I misread your comment I thought you didn’t understand how a deaf person could learn to read lips, but you were talking about the relationship between sound and lips. Hence why I deleted it immediately. Not sure why you could’ve still replied.

            • @frazw@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              Ah didn’t realise you deleted it. It was in my inbox in sync and I replied directly there.

    • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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      1•1 year ago

      If your whispered in their ear, then yes, if you’ve never heard English you can’t understand it

      I didn’t see that in the post - lip reading would still that gap nicely, as would signing and speaking at The same time

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    141•1 year ago

    I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

    • @cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      50•1 year ago

      what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

      • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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        48•1 year ago

        a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          5•1 year ago

          Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. please don’t do this

    • SkaveRat
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      24•1 year ago

      losing the user manual is a bitch

    • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      2•1 year ago

      Deaf! Dumb! Blind?

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        But she sure plays a mean pinball.

  • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    113•1 year ago

    So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

    Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

    • @nutsack@lemmy.world
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      17•1 year ago

      what if they’re both fat

    • KillingTimeItself
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      16•1 year ago

      the real question is if it’s also gay too.

      dont ask me i don’t use four chan.

    • @psud@aussie.zone
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      3•1 year ago

      She would have had to learn to hear, learn to speak. Perhaps she couldn’t understand them, perhaps all the meaning communicated was in sign language

    • @Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?

      (I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        12•1 year ago

        I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•1 year ago

      How do you know he was a confidential informant?

  • @DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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    71•1 year ago

    This is fake, but not gay.

    • Flax
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      22•1 year ago

      Turns out anon is a female

      • @Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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        5•1 year ago

        Don’t be silly, there are no women on the internet.

        • @DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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          3•1 year ago

          We’ve already established the fake

        • Flax
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          1•1 year ago

          Oh yeah, good point. Didn’t think of that. My apologies.

    • @tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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      22•1 year ago

      Did Anon specify their gender?

      • @Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
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        19•1 year ago

        CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON’S BEHALF PLEASE

        • @grandkaiser@lemmy.world
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          Of course you can! This is Lemmy! Being offended for other people is half the posts.

      • @DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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        7•1 year ago

        No, I assumed it for a stupid joke.

    • @Shard@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      Oh this is the gayest green text I’ve seen in long time /s

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

  • @sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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    64•1 year ago

    Removed by mod

    • stebo
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      deleted by creator

      • @sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Maybe my concern is fictional, too

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  • @mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    54•1 year ago

    NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

    • @Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?

  • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    35•1 year ago

    I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OPM
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      26•1 year ago

      Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

  • sweetpotato
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    This is really cute, but the first thing you should’ve said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

    • @TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      “So, as I was trying to say…”

      • @DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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        8•1 year ago

        Come here often?

  • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    26•1 year ago

    To much word!

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OPM
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      Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

      • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        58•1 year ago

        Cry

        • @thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
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          16•1 year ago

          evrytiem

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ
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    18•1 year ago

  • @bamfic@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    I love wholesome greentexts

  • Flax
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    12•1 year ago

    “just a little better” probably an understatement

  • Chris
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    5•1 year ago

    Aww 🥰

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Shocking

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