Mark Robinson may be on his way to a historic defeat in North Carolina | CNN Politics
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A new CNN poll on the North Carolina governor’s race finds scandal-plagued Republican nominee Mark Robinson trailing his Democratic opponent by 17 points.
  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    2 days ago

    he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

    unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

    • Tobberone@lemm.ee
      4·
      14 hours ago

      Which reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…”

      Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        2 days ago

        but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

        Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.

        • Tobberone@lemm.ee
          1·
          1 day ago

          I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            1 day ago

            Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

            (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)