The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days agoEffective management achievedlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1919arrow-down111
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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoCompany hires eight parrots as project workers because they are all able to say ‘we need to move the project deadline back by two weeks’ ‘get back to me tomorrow’ ‘can we do a zoom call to discuss this?’ ‘I’m waiting on material from parrot #5’ ‘I’m waiting on material from parrot #4’ ‘Our shipment hasn’t arrived yet’ ‘What was the project goal again?’ ‘We need another project manager’
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoReplace parrot with ChatGPT and it stops being funny and starts being relatable.
Company hires eight parrots as project workers because they are all able to say
Replace parrot with ChatGPT and it stops being funny and starts being relatable.