• OpenStars@piefed.social
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        26 days ago

        Username does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don’t want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there’s that!)

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          26 days ago

          Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.

          I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.

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            26 days ago

            You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.

            Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…

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    27 days ago

    I despise doordash or any of those services… thankfully, I am not that lazy to the point that I won’t even order pizza for delivery, I will go pick it up. My wife, on the other hand, thinks whenever I am not around (go out with friends or some event), it’s a free for all, and I will see like a $80 dollar charge for something stupid that probably would have been like $20 if she went to get it. Nothing drives me more nuts than this waste of money we don’t even have…

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      27 days ago

      My local pizza places have actually started using DoorDash as their delivery drivers and it has me going and picking it up instead

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      27 days ago

      Sounds like you need to talk to your wife, better yet, you guys should be signing up for some cooking classes, it’s a fun and unlimited ROI skill as you will have to eat until you dir.

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      27 days ago

      You can optimise further by doom-scrolling for another hour while you cry. Multitasking increases productivity and let’s you waste twice as much time in half the time so you can waste even more time.

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    26 days ago

    Well, not “insta”, I don’t want to know things about people (nor support megacorps), … but yeah.

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    28 days ago

    I’m pretty good at almost all of these nowadays but it took me a lot longer to achieve that level of skill