I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Have it your* way.
*your way may involve several hours of configuration
Make Mac style advert showing everything from a touchscreen experience with fully integrated apps to the most advanced computing one could image
‘all in your hands, have it your way’
“Better learn to use the command line, kid”
Your computer needs a dose of FREEEEEEDOM
This seems to imply that Linux makes your computer produce oil
Replace OS before they replace you. Linux - the last adventure.
more powerful than a speeding loco motive
Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”
But it has a direct reference to it’s competitors which won’t be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down
Fun facts:
- The backend of Microsoft’s biggest money maker Azure runs on Linux: https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/microsoft-showcases-the-azure-cloud-switch-acs/
- The most-used OS inside Azure is Linux: https://thenewstack.io/microsoft-linux-is-the-top-operating-system-on-azure-today/
- Microsoft is the second biggest contributor to open source software: https://opensourceindex.io/
- Microsoft has published their own Linux distro: https://github.com/microsoft/azurelinux
- Microsoft has published a support page on how to install Linux: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
The OS wars are over, and Linux won.
In the server world, yes. The desktop is the place that needs to be won over.
WSL is sufficient for many Windows users and developers without privacy concerns motivating them to switch to a full Linux distro.
The desktop is dying.
I think the desktop is evolving, and may one day become effectively irrelevant, But there is still a long way to go before local compute goes away, which means a local OS is still needed.
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
With the most open CVEs, bugs and ports, anyway.
😂
That would be the slogan.
“For slogan, please refer to the according man page”
more seriously maybe “Software it your own way”
So, RTFM?
Yes but more polite
PRTFM
I recently passed Linux Foundation System Admin and they had a weird Debian that just slapped me with
man not foundor something like thisI like it, but I think proprietary can tell it too.
which man
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
“Your Computer”.
I think that depends on the hardware but yes.
Yours to
make, yours to break.Good one!
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I would totally play that
Its not windows
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.
Or it is still turned on cause it failed.
Amazing!
it’s like magic or somethin’.
