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minus-squareGrammarPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down20·15 hours agoYou’re married and old. It isn’t the same. Maybe I should’ve phrased it better.
minus-squarecaboose2006@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-212 hours agoSo when we met I was unmarried and young. But keep moving those goalposts buddy
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 hours agoCock? Then why is this even something you’re thinking about? :p I’m sorry.
You’re married and old. It isn’t the same. Maybe I should’ve phrased it better.
So when we met I was unmarried and young. But keep moving those goalposts buddy
What do you smoke?
Crack
Cock? Then why is this even something you’re thinking about?
:p I’m sorry.