Porque no los dos?
One of my ex gfs … long after we broke up… actually literally did compete in, and successfully completed a long distance, multi day/week long endurance ride across basically all of Mongolia.
Like… literal world class equestrian skills.
The competition did not also include archery, but this was unneccesary: she was sufficiently skilled at putting an arrow through my heart when she dumped me almost two decades ago now.
=(
EDIT: Wow, I forgot, it actually gets more ironic:
While she did not practice archery with a compound bow…
She did actually practice Kyudo, traditional Japanese archery, at least back when we dated.
Basically a longbow, I don’t think you could easily wield one, or do the… twist pull draw that easily while also at a cantor or gallup.
…
Combo (world class, apparently) horse girl and weaboo, was writing her own translated subtitles for Death Note at the time.
I guess I can take solace in saying this world class rider taught me how to ride a horse…
Why run, that sounds pretty rad
Well to keep up with them of course
If my girl was a Mongol Horse Archer, I would feel pretty accomplished.
Too late to run.
[throat singing intensifies]
Now I’m hoping that Mongolian house game on Kickstarter actually gets made!
*horse
Fucking phone keyboard
