I figured Elon got beat up. All the bruises were on the right side of his face, so I figured he got hit by someone left-handed.
The only left-handed person in the Trump admin is Pam Bondi.
Kind of disappointing, honestly. It would have been very funny.
The man is on a lot of drugs. Did you see the best of that made the rounds a few days ago regarding ketamine psychosis?
Honestly, if that’s starting to happen, I wouldn’t say he has my sympathy, but… oof.
Scott Bessent.
I figured Elon got beat up. All the bruises were on the right side of his face, so I figured he got hit by someone left-handed.
The only left-handed person in the Trump admin is Pam Bondi.
Kind of disappointing, honestly. It would have been very funny.
Coulda been a backhand
Not to condone violence, but it would have been symbolically appropriate.
I want to see the cell phone video so badly. It’s wild that he got beat up by the token gay guy too.
Maybe Bassett suckered punched him.
Elon says his son punched him after he told him to punch him.
Elon says a lot of things.
I don’t believe him.
That’s a pretty bad story of itself to make up.
The man is on a lot of drugs. Did you see the best of that made the rounds a few days ago regarding ketamine psychosis?
Honestly, if that’s starting to happen, I wouldn’t say he has my sympathy, but… oof.