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naticus to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months ago

It really is all purpose

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It really is all purpose

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  • @njm1314@lemmy.world
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    57•4 months ago

    This one took a lot of setup but I still liked it

    • FenrirIII
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      10•4 months ago

      I soy where it was going immediately

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        2•4 months ago

        Soya saw what he was brewing?

    • M137
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      1•4 months ago

      A lot being one not very long sentence…

  • Rhynoplaz
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    17•4 months ago

    Well played

  • Sundray
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    15•4 months ago

    Soy… it’s come to this…

  • @SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org
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    13•4 months ago

    You don’t choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you

  • @Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    12•4 months ago

    Kikkoman does have good soy sauce though. I’ve never found a store/generic brand that tastes as good.

    • @yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      CW: discussion of alcohol flavors

      Tap for spoiler

      Try tamari if you’ve never had it and you can get down with something richer. Think of how Kikkoman’s alcohol-ferment side is like a crisp fizzy Japanese lager. In a tamari, that aspect is like the flavors of a barrel-aged doppelbock that a monk would drink to get through a fast. But without being sweet or heavy!

      I’ve seen it in midrange gringo grocery stores, but it’s worth a trip to wherever you can find it.

  • Zier
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    11•4 months ago

    That joke was soy bad.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      5•4 months ago

      Soy vey

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      2•4 months ago

      Don’t be too salty about it.

  • @KarmaPolice@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Kikkoman, when he’s down.

    Shaka, when the walls fell.

  • @yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    3•4 months ago

    Oh well, tamari’s another day

  • @lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world
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    2•4 months ago

    My sensibilities have been aSalted by this joke.

  • spicy pancake
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    4 months ago

    >:[

  • @lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world
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    1•4 months ago

    …and then I got you this video, which starts with “…And then the Fire Nation attacked”…

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