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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

We're not just married. We are a team that solves problems together

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We're not just married. We are a team that solves problems together

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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    51•2 months ago

    The team just got bigger. Nice.

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉
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    28•2 months ago

    the worst part of using a surrogate is dealing with those jokes

    • @moseschrute@lemmy.zip
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      3•2 months ago

      Do tell more

      • @onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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        8•2 months ago

        The sister is the surrogate.

    • Dr. Bob
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      2•2 months ago

      ?

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉
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        12•2 months ago

        wife is infertile, so they got the sister as a surrogate.

        if I was that couple I’d tell everyone that joke

  • siha
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    16•2 months ago

    Didn’t know Facebook boomer memes counted as shitposts

  • @josefo@leminal.space
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    7•2 months ago

    Would be better if it said “our sister” instead.

  • @Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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    3•2 months ago

    And what the problem is, exactly?

    • @Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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      9•2 months ago

      your grammar

      • @Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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        4•2 months ago

        ?

        • @xav@programming.dev
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          28•2 months ago

          He probably means your grammar feels lonely. You should spend more time with her while you still can.

          • @Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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            2•2 months ago

            ?

            • @dabster291@lemmy.zip
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              7•2 months ago

              ?

              • @Tja@programming.dev
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                3•2 months ago

                ?

                • @Klear@lemmy.world
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                  2•2 months ago

                  ?

            • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              0•2 months ago

              Grammar is Gen Z brainrod for “grandmother”

              • @Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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                5•2 months ago

                Oh. Ok. That explains the last joke but not the first, though…

                • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  -1•2 months ago

                  You mean the one in the meme?

          • @Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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            stop assuming my gender, bigot

            • @reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org
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              9•2 months ago

              Removed by mod

              • @Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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                2•2 months ago

                just address someone you don’t know the pronouns of as “them”, it isn’t hard, so there’s no reason to just assume someone’s gender. also there’s no need to make fun of someone who you just misgendered

                • @reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org
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                  Removed by mod

              • @MBM@lemmings.world
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                1•2 months ago

                Lemmy moment

  • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    2 months ago

    would

    Though I’m not actually married anymore. Also she’s the type that dates professional athletes so probably not a chance.

    • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      1•2 months ago

      Take up darts.

      • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        1•2 months ago

        🤔 that actually sounds fun. I didn’t know people player it out of

  • m3t00🌎
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    2•2 months ago

    ovulating

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