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minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down3·10 个月前There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up35·10 个月前Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up. The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility
minus-squaretourist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 个月前 Unfortunately 🙉 these had not yet been infected RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now
minus-squaremissfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 个月前is COVID-38 from 13 years in the future or are we just versioning it like web browsers now?
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 个月前Welcome back, Rush Limbaugh. Explains the Joke https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/john-oliver-slams-rush-limbaugh-fox-news-coronavirus-myths-1290848/#%3A~%3Atext=Limbaugh+also+noted+that+COVID-19+is+the+“19th+coronavirus%2C”+meaning+it’s+“not+uncommon.”
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 个月前There was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie… Life imitates art, again.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 个月前Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 个月前I thought the police shot them all except one?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 个月前I’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.
There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.
Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.
The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility
🙉
RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now
is COVID-38 from 13 years in the future or are we just versioning it like web browsers now?
Welcome back, Rush Limbaugh.
Explains the Joke
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/john-oliver-slams-rush-limbaugh-fox-news-coronavirus-myths-1290848/#%3A~%3Atext=Limbaugh+also+noted+that+COVID-19+is+the+“19th+coronavirus%2C”+meaning+it’s+“not+uncommon.”
There was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie…
Life imitates art, again.
Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.
I thought the police shot them all except one?
I’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.