Leslie Knope for me!
Captain planet (he’s our hero) (gonna take pollution down to zero)!
We could really, really use an environmentalist power that isn’t beholden to any nation or company.
Don juan
The Vision.
Indestructible, level-headed, compassionate mind-reader? All the world’s big problems would be solved overnight.
(Assuming no Corvus Glaive)
Doctor Who could whisk me away for a few adventures.
The Doctor is a harbenger of death. People die or are maimed around him quite frequently.
Worth the risk. People die or are maimed by cars everyday, at least the Doctor will be more fun.
Worth it for the adventure. Also companions have a far better survival rate than randos.
The Thing
Satan. Would be nice if all the shitty decisions in my life could be sloped off onto some malevolent thing created by an all knowing god only to be evil.
Robin Hood.
Hecate
If we’re bringing in mythical feminine icons, you can’t top the OG Mother-Maiden-Crone.
Totoro.
happy cake day!
God.
… the good and forgiving one. Not the other.
Leslie Knope would be in prison, if she were real. She commits a new ethics violation damn near every episode.
The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal, the handsome monkey king Sun Wukong.
Not sure he’d care to fix things, but it would be different if there was a benevolent unbeatable power in the world.
Jeb Bartlett
The Punisher.
lots of motherfuckers in this world need to get what’s owed to them.
