Lanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agoTeachers don't understandlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1679arrow-down143
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minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoMy bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.
minus-squareSyJ@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoSentences that should have stopped one word earlier
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoTechnically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoIt can stay as long as it promises to behave.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoTime and a half shits on Sundays is great
minus-squareGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoA few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not. That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.
My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.
Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier
Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.
What about the space?
It can stay as long as it promises to behave.
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Time and a half shits on Sundays is great
A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not.
That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.
Shittin the Dream right there. Nice
10/10 would do it again