Lemmy: Everyone you know is using Linux and wants you to mind your own fuckin’ business.
Lemmy: Everyone you know are privacy obsessed queer furry communist linux enthusiast programmers.
Or privacy obsessed anarchist/sociodemocratic/… transbian linux enthusiast and programmer.
I am also socialish
The socialich!
Don’t forget the trekkies
I am some of those but I won’t tell ya which ones. ;)
[x] all of the above
No thank you.
Ok i’ll guess then:
[ ] privacy obsessed [x] queer [x] furry [x] communist [x] linux enthusiast [x] programmers
I don’t get me at all. :(
But they’re cool with cars, right?
I’m a programmer, but I’m not nearly that cool.
I’m Bi, I use Linux because Win11 ran like shit for my pc, and i hate Reddit. So that’s about it really. (I feel like im filling out a Profile for a dating app).
LinkedIn: Everyone but you knows the secret to success.
Steam: your friend is playing a hentai game
Sorry, the correct format is “everyone you know” so I fixed this for you:
Steam: everyone you know is playing a hentai game
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InsaneNaziI don’t use them, but from what I’ve heard, aren’t Facebook and Instagram more like “We’ll get to everyone you know in a bit, but first, here’s an influencer. Now here’s an ad. Here’s someone you don’t know but is famous. Here’s a viral post by someone else you don’t know. Here’s another ad…”
It’s intolerable, I don’t know why anyone is okay with getting posts from the algorithm shoved in their feed.
On the bright side, that shit made breaking the “check out what’s happened on fb since I last checked” habit easier, especially as someone who was already a Fark/reddit user and regularly click the comments. It’s no wonder Ken M did so well, even his character was smarter than average on there.
My investment platform probably sold my data to Instagram. I don’t know about others, but I am seeing posts on my feed glazing over the billionaires.
Like, I don’t want to be a billionaire, I just want enough f.u. money to have a comfortable life!
Yeah, that’s why I only use the browser. Only use the app for the rare post and it’s a nightmare of ads
Slowly? I think our definitions of slowly may differ
Pinterest: everybody you know is super into ai-generated images now
It’s taking over so much. Don’t get me started on trying to find wall art, stickers, shirts, etc.
Or into the same I images they were from 2018
Ah, the good old days.
Mastodon: everybody you know is tending a garden
Lemmy: everyone you don’t know is C U M
C ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) M
pls deadname twitter
One of the reasons I’m glad I don’t do Reddit anymore. I still go on there for news and stuff every once in a while, but the comments are unbearable at this point. It seems every comment on every subreddit that isn’t a niche hobby is trying to push some kind of agenda. The worst in my opinion is r/doomercirclejerk. 80% of the accounts on there are less than a year old and they all sound cartoonishly propagandized.
Never used any of them, thankfully.
I guess X has more progpaganda bots. At least in Polish speaking community.
Not nearly slow enough
