We need a team of, say, New Zealand ex rugby players with a proven disinterest in football, and a passion for rules and fairness. Any other sport or nationality, really. Just not British prima donnas who have been threaded through our sport like knotweed for decades.

“Nous sommes L’obbs” *inserts Eiffel Tower silhouette

There’ll be helmets and pads before you know it. This all started with the tacit acceptance of the word ‘jersey’. IT’S A TOP, ALRIGHT? Shirt, at a push.

Foreign players with no history of English football connections. And no secrets to be leveraged by mysteries betting rings. Or how about ex players from a completely different sport?

I remember being gutted when we signed him. He was clearly needing minutes for internationals, and dollar. But I hear you on fat boy. The FCB made him look better though. Remember that scandal about slagging off Geordie lasses when he was on some golf n prostitutes weekend?

Kluivert just looked like he was here against his will most the time. Owen was a no from the get go. Such an obvious attempt to con/sway the fans by the ownership.

That would be the dream, definitely. Just hope he retains sharpness and develops a healthy respect for the club from standing by him.

Tonali lmao

Gold Minger

OP WTF? Lmao. You still sore because Shearer wouldn’t sign, or are you 14?

Is there a managers union? They should vote with their feet and veto all interviews for a couple of months. But I doubt they’d all do it.

I love Oasis

Good god no. You’ll be asking for ad breaks next.

When we were battling/succumbing to relegation, the occasional draw was a buzz. A win was like mainlining nitrous. The tolerance levels of big six fans is so high they barely get out of bed for anything less than a double. I think a lot of the toxicity in their (mainly online) fan base is down to them being primarily ‘xyz’ supporters, not actual football fans.