I got trained in crisis situation management by emergency medical staff, and they freely admit they stole everything they know from airline safety measures.

Airlines are the safest thing in the world and are pioneers in communication skills during stress situations. They more or less invented the checklist and the ‘close the loop’ theory.

It’s not before time that something like the VAR staff, with millions of pounds at stake on every decision, was professionalised.

Interesting - that’s almost my list of the most talented players of the 21st century in exact order, except Mbappe is lower and where the hell is Thierry Henry

Man City: stripped of every trophy since 2012, fined £1bn

Chelsea: dissolved, newco can begin again in the 15th tier only if they wear strips which say “JT is a racist, embarrassing wanker and so are all of our fans” and made to give Mudryk another 8 year £150k a week contract on top of the current one

Newcastle: literally pick up the entire city including football club & facilites and drop it in the fucking North Sea