Die Martin Die to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • edit-23 months agoIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down128
arrow-up1792arrow-down1imageIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • edit-23 months agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-square🔍🦘🛎linkfedilinkEnglish17•3 months agoThis sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
minus-square@TheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilink15•3 months agoPick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time. They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name. Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
minus-square@Excrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish4•3 months ago“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell” https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
minus-square@TheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilink2•3 months agoExactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
minus-square@Excrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoMaxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.
This sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.
They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.
Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell”
https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
Maxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.